1. Wow look at this silly new headcanon;
    Smoke is a huge bitch sometimes
    Not like, a whiny bitch that never shuts up, I mean like the kind of bitch that steps all over other people and can just completely tear you a new one only with words
    But only sometimes
    Otherwise he’s a total cupcake

  2. Important Lessons in MK 2011

    • The only way to save the world is to kill everyone
    • Raiden will kill all of your friends
    • Raiden will kill you after killing all of your friends
    • The Elder Gods are huge dick bags
    • Raiden sucks at riddles
    • I hate Sindel
    • If you love a character, they will canonically die
    • After beating story mode, you will most likely hate everything
  3. Noob Saibot: Bi Han

    Sub-Zero: Kuai Liang

    ( I have a hard time remembering their names so I’ll just leave this here lol)

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  4. How am I supposed to take Kintaro seriously when he has that precious kitten face

    LOOK AT THAT

    HOW CAN I FIGHT THAT

  5. Here’s a more realistic one lol, I don’t know if it counts as canon or not because I haven’t seen a clear definition of it in the game, but here goes:

    Liu Kang and Kung Lao are constantly challenging one another to get to the top. From the simplest things to actual battles while in the tournament. Liu Kang never really takes him seriously, it’s all just fun and games to him, whereas with King Lao, he puts on a cover so that Liu Kang won’t know how hard he’s trying. But truthfully, Liu Kang knows about it and isn’t ever really concerned that Kung Lao could beat him, since he’s the ‘Champion of Earthrealm’. He’s also a little too proud.

    After a while of competing, Liu Kang actually starts getting worried, specifically when he realizes how seriously Kung Lao wanted to be a part of the tournament (dressing up as a guard and sneaking on to the island— even if he was doing it for his ancestors it still meant he was determined). Just at the peak of his worry, when Kung Lao defeats Goro, [spoilers a little while after this] Liu Kang becomes extremely worried, because if he doesn’t have a high position, (he thinks) what does he have? [Here are the MK9 spoilers lol] Even though it’s a little dark, there was a part of Liu Kang that felt relief when Shao Kahn killed Kung Lao, he was devastated about losing his friend, but relieved that the tension was off.

    How does that sound? lol

  6. THE TOASTY GUY POPPED UP AND SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME I HAD NO IDEA THEY PUT HIM BACK IN THE GAME

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